Taking more than one dog on a walk at the same time is always comically awkward. A few mental images of hypothetical situations include:
- leashes do not deter from the excitement of wrestling
- squirrels. birds. people. trash. - all verrry exciting elements worthy of ambitions bolting
- the middle of the street is an excellent fighting spot
- if there is muddy water, it should be rolled in
- it is best to relieve one's pupself near heavily people-populated areas
- it is best to completely entangle the human whenever possible
- it's fun to "share" a stick/pine-cone while trying to race
- all actions that could potentially result in tripping the human or pulling their arms out of their sockets due to immense pulling should be done frequently
Career Fair
- If you can't find any specific information about which employers will be attending...bad
- However. If you wish to attend technical school, work at a call center, or join the armed forces, definitely attend the random Career Fair, there will be several options for you.
Random
- Sweet potato fries - homemade - my latest intrigue
- Enjoying the activity of baking and cooking homemade, healthy food is great...until you're poor
- I may need about a bajillion more candles to rid my room of the wet-dog smell that happens when you have 200lbs worth of dogs roaming around.
- I look forward to the day when my stomach stops trying to punch me in the face
- I am a saver. I save funds and gift cards, for extended periods of time, and allocate them with very thought out, specific intentions. Having to dip into those funds for things like rent...and bills...and the cheapest groceries one can find is immensely frustrating.
- I wish to move to downtown Denver with my pup. To do so I need a job. Arg.
- Milk is my favorite beverage. Skim.
So. There you have it. Hasta luego.
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